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Brides can get kind of spooky as the large-hearted date does closer. Like, if their grows aren’t perfect, or their “hairs-breadth” doesn’t look just like the Pinterest pic, or their bridesmaids don’t pay for a bachelorette rager … beware. It’s kind of like The Purge, but with more heydays and personalized endows. In our client and with this story, we’ve got one out-of-control pair who is literally ready to charge their patrons an additional fee if they don’t stay where Mr. and Mrs. Demandypants say. I’m skip through the prefaces here because I don’t want to give too much of the legend away.
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‘It’s a TOOL. Like you.’ Nate McMurray (still not sure who he is) doubles down on taking AR-15s and the pushback is PRICELESS