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Brides can get kind of spooky as the large-hearted date does closer. Like, if their grows aren’t perfect, or their “hairs-breadth” doesn’t look just like the Pinterest pic, or their bridesmaids don’t pay for a bachelorette rager … beware. It’s kind of like The Purge, but with more heydays and personalized endows. In our client and with this story, we’ve got one out-of-control pair who is literally ready to charge their patrons an additional fee if they don’t stay where Mr. and Mrs. Demandypants say. I’m skip through the prefaces here because I don’t want to give too much of the legend away.


The Invite

Basically, the request in question, uploaded to the Reddit Trashy page, lays it all out for ya. The below was published ON a couple’s wedding invitation.IMG 1 TT

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